1、Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.跟著名的神學統計員塞西鐵蘇思偉特先生會面。
2、Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.魯比勒比的哥哥買了一些四輪嬰兒手推車。
3、I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.我看見埃素吻凱特。我看見埃素，埃素看見我，而凱特也看見我看見埃素。
4、I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.我思考一個問題。可是，我所思考的問題并不是我認為自己正在思考的問題。
5、Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie？你可以想象一個虛構的野生動物園經理幻想自己管理一個虛構的野生動物園嗎？
6、Pick a partner and practice passing, for if you pass proficiently, perhaps you'll play professionally.選擇一位隊員練習傳球，如果你能熟練地傳球，你或許會成為一位專業球員。
7、One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.一個醒目的家伙，自覺十分醒目。兩個醒目的家伙，兩個也覺得自己很醒目。三個醒目的家伙，三個都覺得自己很醒目。
8、I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, “Forbear！”我實在不忍心看著大熊一步一步向野兔逼近。當大熊差不多將野兔所有的毛發拔掉，我大叫：「自制啊！」
9、Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.在我所觸摸過的氈子中，我從未觸摸過一塊如此舒適的氈子，直至我試過這頂氈帽為止。
10、I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.我不是拔雉野雞毛的人，我是他的助手。我在拔雉野雞的毛，因為拔雉野雞毛的人趕不及將雉野雞毛拔掉。
11、A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly！”Said the fly, “Let us flee！”So they flew through a flaw in the flue.一只跳蚤和一只蒼蠅飛進煙道里。跳蚤說：“讓我們飛吧！”蒼蠅說：“讓我們逃跑吧！”就這樣，牠們就飛越了煙道里的一條裂紋。
12、Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be！慕實施假設他的腳趾是玫瑰，可是，慕實施的假設錯了。慕實施知道他的腳趾并不是玫瑰，因為他只是假設它們是玫瑰。
13、Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.從前，在一個貧瘠的荒野里住了一只熊和一只公野豬。熊忍不了公野豬，公野豬又覺得熊是一只令人討厭的東西。最后，那只熊忍不了那只令牠沉悶極了的公野豬，因此，在一個早上，那只熊把公野豬悶透了，自此以后，公野豬不再令熊沉悶了。
